Sirius Sets Things Right, a harry potter fanfic. Disclaimer Think of it as a primer on how to be the coolest godfather ever. Sirius Sets Things Right. Harry had been depressed ever since the disastrous third task of the Triwizard Tournament and the fact that he was locked up with the Dursley family wasnt doing anything to improve his state of mind, quite the opposite in fact. Sunshine On Leith Full Movie Part 1. Buck up kiddo. Whos there Harry demanded. Who do you think Sirius whipped off his invisibility cloak to reveal himself. What are you doing hereOur esteemed Headmaster thought you could use some minders over the summer and hes assigned. You Harry asked hopefully. Maybe this summer wouldnt be so bad after all. Nope, the Order. Im supposed to be locked up in my house and Snape is supposed to be watching you, Sirius explained. Then. Yup, Sirius agreed, youd really think that a Potions master would check his food more carefully. Wont Dumbledore get madWhat he doesnt know, cant hurt him and more importantly me, Sirius said with a dismissive wave of his hand, Its not a serious wound unless it is a Sirius wounded. So how you doinTerrible, Harry confessed, Im stuck here all alone, none of my friends will return my letters, I havent gotten a decent nights sleep since the third task, I. Why dont we just say your life sucks, Sirius suggested. Looked like hed been shirking his godfatherly duties. Yeah, Harry agreed. Sirius fished something out of his pocket and handed it to Harry. Here. Whats this Harry examined the odd cylindrical object. Its an emergency Portkey, Sirius explained, if things get you too down or if youre in any danger then use it. And itll take me to you Harry asked quickly. Wow, he thought to himself, that would be just swell. Nope, place Im in sucks, it has a Snape infestation half the time. Itll take you someplace that doesnt, Ill join you there later as soon as I can. Thanks, Sirius. Godfathers duty, Sirius replied, now if youll excuse me, Ive got to get back before Snapes bowels stop emptying and people start asking uncomfortable questions like wheres Sirius, and has anyone seen my wallet. Youll come back, rightAs soon as I can, Sirius promised. Brrip.W-Atch All Sirius Full Movie English Here!' title='Brrip.W-Atch All Sirius Full Movie English Here!' />But heres a little something to keep you occupied until I get back. Sirius dropped a rapidly growing trunk onto the floor that hed pulled out of his pocket. Took me a while to get this together. What is it Harry asked. Mostly pornography, Sirius replied, along with a how to manual. Your parents arent here to give you the talk so I figured that Id have to do it. Then I figured, wait, that would waste valuable time you could be doing something else and I got together this so you can study on your own. Feel free to ask if you have any questions. Okay, Harry agreed, cheered by his slightly deranged godfathers antics and more than a little curious about the contents of the trunk. Hermione did say I should spend more time reading. Or if you need anything else, Sirius added, be happy to pick some up for you if youre running out of whiskey for example. I dont have any whiskey, Harry said automatically, having already finished the fifth hed stolen from Petunias stash the day before. Good heavens, Sirius gasped, why didnt you say so He reached into his pocket and pulled out a silver flask. Listen online anywhere you go with SiriusXM Streaming. Commercialfree music, all your favorite sports, exclusive talk and entertainment. Login and listen now Nor here on Planet Earth. Sirius is an important documentary. Sirius 2013 Online Full Movie Sirius 2013 English. Sirius 2013 BrRip Watch Sirius. Sirius Sets Things Right. Right here, Sirius confirmed. And let me state for the record that every member of the Order has my full confidence. Take my emergency supply. Property of Master Auror Moody, Harry read the inscription. Youd think a Master Auror would be more careful with their things, Sirius agreed, be seeing you, Harry. Bye, Sirius. Harry had a smile on his face, even if Sirius wasnt able to do anything, just spending a bit of time with his Godfather had cheered him up immensely and while he wasnt all that wild about the whiskey, preferring the high dollar stuff his aunt bought, he was a teenage boy who now had his very own trunk of magical pornography. IIIIIIIIIISirius got back to his ancestral home and absently cast a couple of silencing charms to keep the background noise down. He frowned as he considered what hed discovered at the Dursley residence. Brrip.W-Atch All Sirius Full Movie English Here!' title='Brrip.W-Atch All Sirius Full Movie English Here!' />Watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire starring Daniel Radcliffe in this Fantasy on DIRECTV. Stream Full Movie. Gary Oldman Sirius Black. SIRIUS UFO ET Documentary FREE. Watch The Full Sirius Documentary Now. Click here to watch the Sirius Documentary. Sirius couldnt believe that Dumbledore was a big enough bastard to put Harry with those people. Snape off with a warning and didnt even bother with a trial for Mrs. The Disappointments Room Full Movie Online Free more. Blacks little boy would do that sort of thing. First things first, Sirius thought to himself, he had to find a way to cheer Harry up. Watch Running Wild Online Running Wild Full Movie Online here. What would cheer Harry up Best to work with what I know. Now what would cheer me up Sirius muttered. Of course, its so obvious. Sirius slipped out of his room and ghosted down the hall. You seen my flask, Black Moodys growl froze the former Marauder. Yep, Sirius agreed, Pretty sure I saw Snape with it. And you didnt think to tell me that a potions master was tinkering with my things Moodys glare deepened. Course not, Sirius said, Albus trusts him after all and its not like Snape would try to poison you or anything, Im sure that hes completely genuine about his desire to do good, why just look at how he treats his students. Hmmm, interesting points you bring up, Black. Moody rubbed his chin thoughtfully. Sirius smiled innocently in reply. Well, I wont keep you any longer. Thanks for taking the time to speak with me about your concerns about Snape, Ill be sure to give the matter some thought. You do that, Moody said automatically. So lost in his thoughts, the former Auror never noticed as Sirius slipped away. It didnt take Sirius long to realize that he had a problem in that he had no idea where to find a large enough group of veela to make a decent Harem. There was Bulgaria of course, but he had no desire to visit a country that ate salads with every meal. Once a day was bad enough, but three times Sirius vowed that hed die before he let such deviant habits corrupt his godson and thus, ruled Bulgaria out as a source for veela. Well, unless he couldnt round up enough veela from other sources of course, but that went without saying. Salad eating veela were better then no veela at all. Wait, Sirius muttered to himself, didnt Harry compete against a part veela in that stupid tournament Which his godson had won of course, natural superiority was just one of the many benefits conferred on Harry after Sirius Black was asked to be his godfather. Guess a frog is better then a rabbit, Sirius mused, sexier accent too. A couple illegal portkeys and a few bribes brought Sirius to the best veela habitat in all of southern France. Here veela veela veela, Sirius called out, VEEEEEEEELAAAAAAAA. What are you doing Asked a confused voice from behind. Trying to find a bunch of veela, Sirius replied. Why The voice asked in disgust. Do you wish to have a harem of veelaSure do, Sirius agreed, but thats not why Im doing this. Note to self get own veela harem after arranging Harrys. Then why The voice persisted. My godson is feeling a bit down in the dumps, Sirius sighed, ever since he got entered into a tournament against his will and saw a friend die. Dark Lord might have also had something to do with it. So I said to myself, Sirius olboy, what would cheer you upA harem of veela, the voice said in understanding, but what if they dont want to be in your godsons haremNot trying to force anyone into anything, Sirius said defensively, but Ill bet ya five Galleons that they all bond him or whatever before the week is done. There is no such thing as veela bonding, the voice said dryly. How do you. Sirius turned and found that hed been conversing with a stunning veela. Oh. so about that Harem. Introduce me to him, she said, and Ill think about it. Sweet, Sirius cheered, one down. And thus did Sirius secure his place as the coolest guardian in history. IIIIIIIIIIHarry gazed in awe at the centerfold of the first model. They, er, she was perfect, well defined, proof that Newtons silly ideas about gravity were so much hogwash, and more then a bit familiar.